Laugh-Out-Loud Hilarious Halloween & Horror Humor-666 Spook-tacularly Funny Jokes & Scary Silly Stories of Author Bios: Haunting Ghostly Giggling ... Clean G-Rated Riddles & Puns for Everyone)

🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀!Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes - because that's not only the way👁️ EYE🙄 ROLL🧻 - that's the way the dead🧟 roll🧻 over🎢🛼 in their graves🪦⚰️!!📖 A Haunting ILLUSTRATED Collection for All Ages 🎨😹 666 Hilarious Jokes & Stories: From Ghosts👻 & Apparitions to UFOs👽 & Alien 👾Antics 🛸🧒👨👩👧👦 Family-Friendly Fun: Clean spookiness for kids, teens & even childlike grown-ups🎉 Perfect for Parties: Halloween nights, classroom laughs, sleepovers & spooky get-togethers📲 Available Everywhere!🔭🌛🪐💻 Kindle eBook & App📚 Funny for Your Bookshelf/Coffin – Paperback🧻 & Hardcover⚰️🎧 Kindle Audiobook: Cackling narration for car🚗🚗 rides, chills🥶❄️ & giggles😆😅😂🤣🗝 Sneak Peek Through the Coffin Door⚰️:🤣 Ghostly Giggling Guffaws: “Why are ghosts bad liars?” You can see right through them.🤣🌽 Creepy CORNY Cackles: “Why’d the scarecrow win the Nobel?” He was outstanding in his field.🧑🌾😂🧙 Wicked Witty Witchy One-Liners: “What’d the witch🐈⬛ say to her victim (YOU)?” Be-witch ya soon!😆💫 Why You WILL...you WILL...you WILL...Be Be-witched🧹🐈⬛ &😍🥰Love This Book📖💘✅ Keeps kids, adults & little ghouls laughing😅🤣😂😆🎁 Perfect gift for the Halloween-obsessed 🎃🎭 Boosts joke-telling, timing, creativity & creepy charisma👻 DO NOT MISS OUT (by Miss Out, the Ghost Writer!) 🪦Whether you’re trick-or-treating, hosting horror night, or just love a monstrous👹👻 giggle, this illustrated gem is your go-to for spooky humor. 😈🧛♂️🕸📖 Pick Up Your Copy Now & Make This 🎃Halloween🦇👻 Your Funniest One Yet! 💀😂🕷😅🤣😂😆Prepare for a monstrous amount of fun with every mysterious turn of the page!CHAPTERS & ILLUSTRATED AUTHORS BIOS:1. Ghosts & Apparitions (Ghosting Apps)👻Misty KnightG. HostPhantom WriterSpook E. Specter2. Vampires & Dracula (These really suck!!)🧛Count Pun-ula & his cousinCount Pen-ulaDr. AculaBella Lugiggles3. Zombies & the Undead (& the Gratefully Dead)🧟♀️Anita RestMort TishenZed Deadman4. Witches & Wizards (Which witch?)🐈⬛🧹🧙♂️Wanda SpellAlbus PunbledoreWizard of Ahhs5. Werewolves & Shape-shifters (& Out-of-shape Stick Shifters)🐺Warren WolfeLycan B. NormalFurrest Howlington6. Monsters & Creatures (Other People's Kids!)👹Frank N. SteinBeastly WritersonMon Starr7. Haunted Houses (In Hillarious Hill Areas)🏠Manor O. FearHaunt E. MansionDwight N. Shining8. Skeletons & Bones🩻🦴Skel E. TonAnita BodyCal C. Um9. Mummies & Ancient Curses (My Mom? "Darn it!")⚕️Pharaoh MoansWrapsody JonesAnnie Tut10. Pumpkins & Jack-o'-Lanterns (Only Funny If U R...Smashed!)🎃Jack O. LanternGord N. OrangeAutumn Carver11. Black Cats & Superstitions (Stevie!)🐈⬛Felix OmenKitty K. Lure12. Graveyards & Tombstones (I'd rather pass...gallstones!)🪦Phil GravesDoug M. DeepHughes Mort Stone…All the way to:20. Alien Encounters & UFOs (It kept growing n bigger...then.it hit me)👽👾Al E. N.Martian WellsU.F. Owen Read more